obsidianblaq's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- your sentence: death by frying pan!! so, i went to another party last night. tanya invited me out to this overnight girls bbq thing. there was a couple of us there, not too many, sitting around drinking and laughing. this the first party i went to and drank at, so that was cool. didn't get drunk either. so we determined that with the exception of 2 people, everyone there was either gay or bi. with this realization in mind we were having a blast talking to too many people on msn and telling them about this lesbian party we were at where there was more alchohol being consumed than was necessary. i became good friends with mel over the course of the night, since we had things in common concerning certain people, that and she thinks i'm amazing for some reason... so we were talking to her ex, who theres been overly dramatic issues with, where he hates her, but she's forgiven hom, and he syas he's tried to forgive her and she was being distant... i dunno. it's all messed up and i think they just need to smile and nod and say shit happened, lets move on. so we were talking to him and telling him that mel and i had been making out earlier and such... (it could have happened). then fata just left. around 2 in the morning jake signs on. our hostess mikayla was talking to him cause she was the only one out of the 3 of us who he didn't have blocked. the following conversation went as follows, with mel and i right there the whole time, half the time typing 'mikaylas' responses. this is brilliant. read the whole thing... "Mikaela" jake baby! Jake & Fata ... "Mikaela" Jake, it's me mikey! Jake & Fata lol how r ya? "Mikaela" love me, yes? "Mikaela" good, buzzed very buzzed... kay and mel are fucking me up royally... it's fucking fucked up Jake & Fata lol i bet "Mikaela" damn straight... but they aren't apparently... Jake & Fata lol "Mikaela" what'd I supposed to doage? Jake & Fata ? "Mikaela" what do i do to make her sleep with me and not kay?? Jake & Fata uhh... kik kay out "Mikaela" but... but... that's mean! wait, wait... maybe a threesome is in order Jake & Fata ... "Mikaela" (care to join?) "Mikaela" make it four? Jake & Fata first i'd have to b there...second no foursome..kik k out "Mikaela" don't like kay? But me and Mel okay? Jake & Fata da "Mikaela" whats wrong with kay? Jake & Fata no ask "Mikaela" maybe fata should join us, yes? Jake & Fata .... "Mikaela" and i already asked "Mikaela" whats the harm in telling Jake & Fata no "Mikaela" (i'm curious... kay seems allright) Jake & Fata nother time "Mikaela" thats fucked up man. it's just me. they "Mikaela" they're drinking upstairs "Mikaela" what the fuck's going on "Mikaela" this aint funny man Jake & Fata nuttin, simply put...she annoys the shite outta me "Mikaela" oh, i see... but she's fun to drink with... among other things Jake & Fata ... Jake & Fata ? "Mikaela" if i need to expalin that then you really need some help vthere boy "Mikaela" so whats so annoying about kay? she seems great. only met her once, but i ean, come on "Mikaela" shes the shit Jake & Fata ...new subject plz "Mikaela" but I suppose you're entitled to your opinion "Mikaela" -poke- Jake & Fata ....go drink more...maybe u'll make more sense "Mikaela" lol "Mikaela" maybe "Mikaela" doubtful though "Mikaela" I make no sense regardless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 "Mikaela" mwahahaha "Mikaela" I should go streaking... "Mikaela" with mel and kay Jake & Fata meh still b fun Jake & Fata ...damn i needa get blitzd...afore fri. preferably "Mikaela" mel has a pretty bra..it's purple silk! "Mikaela" n kay's is silvery "Mikaela" teehee "Mikaela" lol "Mikaela" don't mind me "Mikaela" need more keith's i do "Mikaela" -poke- -sticks out tongue- -flee- Jake & Fata ... *scratches head "Mikaela" Love you? Jake & Fata sure y not "Mikaela" yeah! Jake & Fata mike....i need to get blitzd....real soon...think u can help? "Mikaela" maybe, what do I get out of it? Jake & Fata ...meetin me an seein me blitzd at da same time "Mikaela" hmmm, might have to do Jake & Fata specially since i gone fer 2 months startin firday "Mikaela" well, fuck, I work until then and beyone Jake & Fata ...fine i'll go sumwheres else to get blitzd "Mikaela" mel's going to tanya's july 1st party, booze is supplied by her... you should go Jake & Fata can't "Mikaela" why? Jake & Fata confined to cp or almonte...my bros flies in dat day "Mikaela" oh shit... why? -confused- Jake & Fata cuz my bros lives with my dad in nova scotia "Mikaela" oh, kay... Jake & Fata no "Mikaela" no... okay? Jake & Fata ok "Mikaela" -confuzzled- Jake & Fata yup "Mikaela" are you fucking with me now? Jake & Fata no...how can i do that...i'm not even in the same room as u "Mikaela" true dat... -poke- Jake & Fata enh! "Mikaela" poking fun Jake & Fata ...only wen ur the one doin it...so no its not "Mikaela" -glomp- Jake & Fata gah! "Mikaela" glomping's fun too Jake & Fata ...wudn't kno..not entirely sure wtf it is Mooke: Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'enterate slaps A good friend will come bail you out of jail.... But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Haha we fucked up!!" with a large smelly tuna fish Jake & Fata ...wtf! "Mikaela" a cross between a leaping hug and copping a feel! Jake & Fata ah i see Jake & Fata sounds koo enuf "Mikaela" so it works for you, eh? Jake & Fata da "Mikaela" -blink- Mel's on my computer! What's she doing in my room?! Jake & Fata unno Jake & Fata lookin at ur bras maybe? "Mikaela" I bloodly fucking hope not! it's bad enough she can use my bra as a catapult! Jake & Fata lol "Mikaela" no, seriously she could! "Mikaela" she's probably up there with kay... I'm not sleeping in the wet spot! Jake & Fata ... "Mikaela" -twitches- but mel's mine... so, I'll have to remove kay Jake & Fata ...FRYIN PAN! "Mikaela" wha?! Jake & Fata use the fryin pan!!! smack her over the head with a cast iron fryin pan!!!! right in da face...good and hard!....and hit her once fer me an fata Jake & Fata you can use my pan!-fata "Mikaela" fata's there too... wha?! what's going on?! -freaking out- Jake & Fata fata's at my house Jake & Fata yupyup!! "Mikaela" what's wrong with kay? she's been keeping me out of trouble until Mel stole her Jake & Fata -fata Jake & Fata ....FRYING PAN!!!! she stole ur mel!!! "Mikaela" what's wrong wit kay?! Jake & Fata JUST DO IT ALREADY!!!!....FRYING PAN HER TO DEAHT!!!! Jake & Fata ...death "Mikaela" but, but, but... Jake & Fata FRYING PAN! Jake & Fata ask me when ur sobber..that way u'll remember "Mikaela" you're, you're, you're evil! Jake & Fata naw... y' think?-fata Jake & Fata ...not evil...jusy slightly irked Jake & Fata thats the ticket!-fata "Mikaela" irked? why? Jake & Fata ask when ur sobber "Mikaela" tell now! not totally sober but very demanding! Jake & Fata .... "Mikaela" what happens if I hit mel with frying pan accidently? Jake & Fata she's obsesive...won't leave us alone... Jake & Fata ...no comment "Mikaela" but dead mel bad, mel is mine! Jake & Fata ...so clone her-fata "Mikaela" copy is not good enough, real thing better! Jake & Fata ...or throw her in da closet until u've frying panned kay "Mikaela" if I grease up the frying pan is she allowed to enjoy it? Jake & Fata ....no....and if ur gonna grease it....make sure its hot grease from a car Jake & Fata or a sandwich "Mikaela" for mel or kay? Jake & Fata ... "Mikaela" -freaking out hard core- Jake & Fata ....we were never here..this never happened...ur to drunk to remember this "Mikaela" oh, kay.... what happens with tanya? Jake & Fata the matrix is resetting itself now miss mikayla. Have a good night Jake & Fata ...no comment....THIS NEVER HAPPENED! "Mikaela" it did, I see it and so does tanya! "Mikaela" tanya's neutral, as is I! -glomp- -poke- "Mikaela" tanya's nipples are hard! "Mikaela" oh by the way, "Mikaela" kay and mel made out much earlier this evening before this entire conversation took place! in fact, most of the previous conversation you've just had was in fact mel and kay....so kindly please remove the shrink wrap off your dicks and locate your asses....not your elbows and remember boys and girls...................................................................................................... "Mikaela" it's ok to be 2:32 p.m. - 2004-06-29 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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