obsidianblaq's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- a fantasia virgin no longer! mmmmm, i'm going to update about that fantasia party i went to a week and a half ago now cause ian got me started on it so i figure i'll write it out. but before you get going on this realise that this is a side of me not presented here. if you don't want to read aout it, don't. tanya and her stepmom went to a fantasia party hosted at tanya's stepsisters, in the next town over. it was interesting, considering theres no way in hell i'd ever attend something like thatwith my mother, nor invite her when i host one. because some day i do intend on hosting one. it's free on your part and in the end you get free products. to be exact you get cash equivalent to 10% of whats sold at your party, and the typical sales is $800. so on average, the hostess is getting $80 in free fantasia products. mmmmmmm. anyways. about 12 women attended. we were sitting in a tiny backyard in a small rural town. i'm sure the neighbors could hear every word. at the begining of the evening our presenter, whose name is julie, told us it was a 'get laid party', and tossed around plastic hawaiian leis to everyone. she then explained there was a game. everyone has a lei in the beginning. if someone caught you crossing your legs (or ankles) or saying 'penis', they got your lei. the woman with the most leis at the end of the evening won a prize, which turned out to be a deck of cards featuring some well hung men. i almost won. so here we are, 5 of us sitting on a blanket on the grass, the rest of the women in a semi circle of lawn chairs, all in front of a table with all sorts of fun things laid out. first thing julie asks is 'how many fantasia virgins do we have here?' and surprisingly enough about half of us were. she just grinned and said 'excellent. those of you who wore tank tops came prepared, because we'll be doing a lot of sampling tonight.' apparently i had some kind of intuition cause i had a tank top. she then passed around pamphlets that included all the productsthat she was going to present, as well as those little pencils you find in the bulk section of the grocery store, except these had erasers shaped as penises on the ends. she told us to be creative if the little ones at home found them... reply to the question 'what's this?' with 'oh hun, it's a crocodile!' julie was great. she presented for our enjoymenta multitude of multipurpose massage oils, gels, powders and cremes. some had medicinal benefits, or could be used for many things. there was a bath and body gel by Shunga that was essentially the only bottle you'd ever need in your bathroom. it could be used as shampoo, shaving gel, toothpaste, mouthwash, shower gel and bubble bath. it was an amazing minty concoction that was absolutely fantastic. Shunga was their main supplier, and the had a great assortment of oils powders and fun things. check out this link for all the products they offer, many of which we got to sample. My favorite of the night was the Carnal Pleasures Collection, or better known as the sin tin. The write up on this is tempting.... In this collection you get a years supply of all the intimate products you need to bring sexual excitement to a new level. This collection includes Erotic Massage Oil, Hot Intimate Kisses, Balm Sensations, Sweet Snow Powder and Soft Moves Massage Cream.all for only a $100, cheaper if you want to take the time to look it up online and order it from somewhere else. oh god wow. it's something i want. i mean, it's not like i have someone to use them on at the moment... but theres always the possibility, and i love just having the products. mmmmm. the hot intimate kisses is a heated oil that when you blow on it softly it heats up... alot. sooo sexy. the balm sensations prolongs the duration of an erection. julie was telling us that the average length of time a man lasts is 2.8 minutes, and this is the solution to it. the massage cream is silky smooth and deliciously edible. minty too. hehehe. oh and the sweet snow powder is amazing as well. julie passed around a cup of water with a tablespoon or so of it on top. she told us to dip our finger in it. the forst woman to do so let out a gasp as her finger came back out perfectly dry and covered with sweet raspberry powder. do you have any idea how fun it could be to sprinkle that all over someone?? oooooh. yea. definitely something i want. another reason to get a job. there was also the trio of 'tickle her pink', tickle her pink like a virgin', and 'nipple creme'. you can just guess what they were for, but i'll indulge you anyways... the first brings bloodflow to the clit and causes an orgasm. the second causes muscle spasms that cause g-spot orgasms. and the last is self explanitory. tanyas been going around the last few days saying 'my nipples are hard!!!' every chance she gets. brilliant products. after these fun novelties came the games and books. games like 'sensations', which is intended to use all 5 senses. the box includes dice, a blindfold, an hourglass, tokens, spinners, a bottle of massage oil, a pocketrocket, 30 challenge cards and 30 favor coupons. the books included titles like '101 nights of grrrrrreat sex', and 'sexual positions'. the last one was amazing, going through everything from your everyday get it over with jazz to amazingly tantric endeavors and group gatherings. the fun that could be. leave it on the bedside table, read the book together one position at a time... dear god julie must have an amazing sex life with her husband. but moving on with the presentation... finally she brought out the adult toys. starting small with the pocket rocket and moving up to the disco dick. there were some amazing dildos. one named 'raoul'. julies line for this toy was 'my husband calls one day and asks how my day's been. i told him not much had happened, raoul had just left. raoul, he says, whose raoul? oh no one, just a friend of mine.' friend indeed. raoul was the most realistic dildo ever. was just barely fuzzy and realistic feeling. bloody amazing. and then there was the beaded dolphin which features pearls that rotate under the rubber. other fun toys had extensions taht were perfectly fitted for the love pearl, and the finale which was the disco dick. this thing lights up 4 different colors and wiggles around and does the whole pearl thing. duuuude. how amazing is that? by the way, julie walked around with each of these toys on and had us wrap our hand around it and experience the power. many gasps and shocked laughter was present. by this point in time night had fallen and all of us moved inside to commence the buying of these wonderful toys and oils. my comment to julie was 'you took my virginity fantastically!' with a huge smile. this woman is amazing, she's fun, and beautiful. she was not a small woman, she had a real figure that she carried amazingly. seriously, she's an inspiration to me. if anyones interested in visiting her site, check it out. unless you live in the ottawa area you can't book her... but it might give you some incentive. 8:09 p.m. - 2004-07-04 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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