obsidianblaq's Diaryland Diary

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typing difficulties, i warn you

so this is that conversation between kris and i over 2 hourslast night. her name was 'being gay doesn't come with an on/off switch, sorry' and mine was 'alcohol and chemical love'. it gets amusing.

[09:34:17 PM] alcohol and : hehehehehe great name
[09:35:05 PM] being gay do: lol thanks...
[09:35:34 PM] alcohol and : annnnnny day
[09:35:53 PM] being gay do: ^o)
[09:36:12 PM] alcohol and : sorry. vaguely tripped out
[09:36:27 PM] being gay do: lol got into that stash of alcohol did
we?
[09:37:30 PM] alcohol and : hahahah.,... kinda. only slightly tripped. enpugh that i feel it but no one notices. i wish i had something tomix my vodka with.
[09:38:19 PM] being gay do: aaaaaah the joy of coolers...is there no
fruit juice in your house?
[09:38:38 PM] alcohol and : ummmm, nope
[09:38:42 PM] being gay do: wow
[09:39:07 PM] being gay do: then again, I think the only thing vaguely resembling juice around here is pina colada mix...oh, and koolade
[09:39:16 PM] alcohol and : hahahah
[09:39:32 PM] being gay do: but koolade doesn't really count, it's
just sugar
[09:39:48 PM] alcohol and : wait.... imaa be back. need to add alcohol to pepsi.
[09:40:03 PM] being gay do: fun stuff
[09:42:17 PM] alcohol and : mmm hm. and the trick is i know i can hold
alcohol decently well. so if i want a trip it's got to be chuggd, cause i don't have the social drinking time to take so many coolers
[09:43:22 PM] being gay do: lol
[09:43:26 PM] alcohol and : i want to call graham.... but i'm kinda afraid to
[09:43:44 PM] being gay do: that's when you know you really need to
[09:44:25 PM] alcohol and : sigh.... prolly
[10:04:31 PM] alcohol and : hahahah thank god it's dark. dad can't
caomplain my eyes are bloodshot
[10:04:40 PM] being gay do: lol excellent!
[10:05:59 PM] alcohol and : dammit, i have never had so many difficulties typing
[10:06:08 PM] being gay do: lol wonder why that is....
[10:06:18 PM] alcohol and : ah hahahahah i don't know...........
[10:06:25 PM] alcohol and : fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
[10:06:37 PM] alcohol and : one more can. must finsh my bottle
[10:06:52 PM] alcohol and : doesn't help i've refused to eat aything all day
[10:08:47 PM] being gay do: ouch!!!! no, it certainly doesn't....
[10:09:42 PM] alcohol and : so. whats a 200ml of vodka reffered to?
[10:10:12 PM] being gay do: come again?
[10:10:22 PM] being gay do: a bottle?
[10:10:34 PM] being gay do: I dunno, my alcohol/drug expert is offline
[10:10:36 PM] alcohol and : whats a micket
[10:10:39 PM] alcohol and : mickey
[10:10:42 PM] alcohol and : :P
[10:10:43 PM] alcohol and : lol
[10:10:54 PM] being gay do: I dont know, let's see if I can find out...
[10:10:59 PM] alcohol and : kk
[10:11:24 PM] being gay do: heh...not asking JF...he'd be on about mice for ten minutes...
[10:11:46 PM] alcohol and : hehehe
[10:11:59 PM] being gay do: asking mel...whose status is away, but who should know...
[10:12:13 PM] being gay do: hah! she lives!
[10:12:36 PM] being gay do: being gay doesn't come with an on/off
switch, sorry... says:
what is a mickey?
(mel) - playing @ Chapter's (rideau st) sunday 18 @ 2pm
says:
a lot of alcohol
[10:12:45 PM] alcohol and : ol
[10:12:46 PM] alcohol and : lol
[10:12:47 PM] alcohol and : ok
[10:12:50 PM] alcohol and : so whats 200ml?
[10:13:14 PM] being gay do: I dunno...a mickey is 2 ints
[10:13:17 PM] being gay do: ***pints
[10:13:20 PM] being gay do: do the math
[10:13:24 PM] alcohol and : so whas a pint
[10:14:15 PM] alcohol and : ooooooooooook
[10:14:35 PM] alcohol and : officially the most intoxicated i have ever been
[10:14:37 PM] being gay do: trying to find that out...
[10:14:38 PM] alcohol and : fuuuuck
[10:14:40 PM] being gay do: lol why?
[10:14:56 PM] alcohol and : why cause... new feelings
[10:15:01 PM] alcohol and : never felt like this before
[10:15:05 PM] being gay do: lovely...
[10:15:05 PM] alcohol and : never been so tipsy
[10:15:09 PM] being gay do: sit down!
[10:15:13 PM] alcohol and : nevr had so many issues typing
[10:15:16 PM] alcohol and : i am sitting!
[10:15:24 PM] being gay do: 750 mls in a pint
[10:15:42 PM] alcohol and : so a mickeys a hell of a lot
[10:15:52 PM] alcohol and : ok
[10:15:57 PM] being gay do: yeah
[10:15:57 PM] alcohol and : so whats 200ml?
[10:16:05 PM] being gay do: no clue
[10:16:08 PM] being gay do: enough?
[10:16:18 PM] alcohol and : obviously
[10:16:38 PM] alcohol and : (woah. the oi disappeared on me
[10:16:40 PM] alcohol and : )
[10:16:57 PM] alcohol and : o
[10:17:00 PM] alcohol and : not oi
[10:17:15 PM] being gay do: ^o)
[10:17:18 PM] alcohol and : fucking keybpard
[10:17:20 PM] alcohol and : board
[10:17:24 PM] alcohol and : fuck.
[10:17:37 PM] alcohol and : this is stupid
[10:17:46 PM] alcohol and : drunk on myu own
[10:17:57 PM] alcohol and : this is stupid the typing ussues i'm having
[10:17:58 PM] being gay do: not always the greatest plan
[10:18:05 PM] alcohol and : i have to retype ebery word like 4 times
[10:18:09 PM] alcohol and : dammit
[10:18:16 PM] being gay do: and it still doesn;t work!
[10:18:22 PM] alcohol and : hahahaha i knowe!!!
[10:18:28 PM] being gay do: *snickers*
[10:18:35 PM] alcohol and : ah hahaha
[10:18:39 PM] alcohol and : blink
[10:18:45 PM] being gay do: ^o)
[10:18:49 PM] alcohol and : fyuucccck
[10:18:52 PM] alcohol and : ah ha
[10:18:57 PM] alcohol and : please... bear with me
[10:19:19 PM] alcohol and : you're witness to the forst ever drunk kay
[10:19:31 PM] alcohol and : (3 times trying to spell kay)
[10:19:41 PM] alcohol and : seriously
[10:19:53 PM] alcohol and : fuckingh hell
[10:20:05 PM] being gay do: yep, I'd say thats drunk...maybe NOT the best time to talk to parents...
[10:20:14 PM] alcohol and : no.. not bot at alllll
[10:20:23 PM] being gay do: da wha?
[10:20:35 PM] alcohol and : i could prolly pull it off... aside from the fact i'd prolly falll
[10:20:42 PM] alcohol and : witness to the forst ever drunk kay
[10:20:51 PM] alcohol and : wait what
[10:20:53 PM] alcohol and : first
[10:21:02 PM] being gay do: lol
[10:21:34 PM] alcohol and : fuck why does vodka taste like peroxide???
[10:21:34 PM] alcohol and : who the hell came up with taht brilliant idea
[10:21:40 PM] being gay do: no idea
[10:21:48 PM] being gay do: maybe that's supposed to DETER YOU FORM
DRINKING IT
[10:21:53 PM] being gay do: **FROM
[10:21:57 PM] being gay do: I type like a drunk
[10:21:57 PM] alcohol and : maybeeeeeeeeee
[10:22:05 PM] alcohol and : me too!!
[10:22:13 PM] alcohol and : we should start a club
[10:22:25 PM] being gay do: you, however, ARE drunk, and I'm trying to convince mel that I am NOT
[10:22:26 PM] alcohol and : gid dam.my first time drunk and i can't even say i fucked someone
[10:22:33 PM] alcohol and : hahahah'
[10:22:52 PM] alcohol and : ok wait, one more
[10:23:00 PM] alcohol and : fro good measure
[10:23:17 PM] being gay do: go have some coffee and ask your parents if you can come see me tomorrow
[10:23:41 PM] alcohol and : its not entirely my parebnts decidion
[10:23:51 PM] alcohol and : tis myuncle too
[10:23:55 PM] alcohol and : fuuuck,
[10:24:03 PM] being gay do: is he there?
[10:24:09 PM] alcohol and : yea
[10:24:12 PM] being gay do: well them
[10:24:12 PM] alcohol and : sleeping
[10:24:14 PM] being gay do: ***then
[10:24:18 PM] being gay do: oh
[10:24:20 PM] being gay do: I see
[10:24:21 PM] alcohol and : them
[10:24:21 PM] being gay do: hmmm
[10:24:23 PM] alcohol and : haha
[10:25:14 PM] being gay do: I still recommend the coffee
[10:27:29 PM] alcohol and : ok i am most defintielt drunk
[10:27:38 PM] alcohol and : but i can accomplishj thge stairs
[10:27:53 PM] alcohol and : anf walk straight enough my parents don't notice
[10:28:01 PM] being gay do: heh
[10:28:20 PM] being gay do: you're going to be hungover tomorrow...now you REALLY need to come visit tomorrow
[10:28:25 PM] alcohol and : hahehehehe
[10:28:41 PM] alcohol and : imaa going top try
[10:28:41 PM] alcohol and : to
[10:28:41 PM] being gay do: F&S has the best hangover breakfast...
[10:28:41 PM] alcohol and : gah
[10:28:45 PM] alcohol and : i'll try
[10:28:51 PM] alcohol and : duuude
[10:29:13 PM] being gay do: ?
[10:29:23 PM] alcohol and : just duder
[10:29:25 PM] alcohol and : dude
[10:29:29 PM] alcohol and : leave it at that
[10:29:32 PM] alcohol and : fuck.
[10:29:56 PM] alcohol and : ok wait what?
[10:30:01 PM] alcohol and : nevrmind
[10:30:09 PM] alcohol and : thisis ridiculous
[10:30:13 PM] alcohol and : thank god for msn
[10:30:42 PM] being gay do: lol
[10:30:52 PM] being gay do: do you know what you're trying to say?
[10:31:06 PM] alcohol and : yes, actually
[10:31:10 PM] being gay do: that's good
[10:32:56 PM] alcohol and : awwwww man nomeys mad at me
[10:33:47 PM] being gay do: why?
[10:34:05 PM] alcohol and : cause i've been dnking
[10:34:10 PM] alcohol and : wat the hell
[10:34:12 PM] alcohol and : italics
[10:34:32 PM] being gay do: how did you do that?
[10:35:08 PM] alcohol and : not a lcue
[10:35:11 PM] alcohol and : clue
[10:35:39 PM] being gay do: wonderful...I try to figure that out for a long time, and you stumble across it drunk...
[10:36:05 PM] alcohol and : haha
[10:36:06 PM] alcohol and : yea..
[10:36:13 PM] alcohol and : and i dont remeber
[10:36:31 PM] alcohol and : wait.... /iok...
[10:36:34 PM] alcohol and : dammit
[10:36:40 PM] alcohol and : what the hell
[10:36:47 PM] alcohol and : it should be an html code
[10:36:49 PM] alcohol and : like...
[10:36:53 PM] alcohol and : that
[10:36:55 PM] alcohol and : dammit
[10:37:20 PM] being gay do: isn't <i> html codE?
[10:37:23 PM] alcohol and : yea
[10:37:34 PM] alcohol and : <i> blink</i>
[10:37:36 PM] alcohol and : ope
[10:37:37 PM] alcohol and : nope
[10:38:03 PM] being gay do: this?
[10:38:07 PM] being gay do: hallelujah
[10:38:08 PM] alcohol and : due
[10:38:16 PM] alcohol and : you figred it out
[10:38:21 PM] being gay do: go me
[10:38:50 PM] being gay do: actually looking at my mp exras probably would have been a good thing to do a long time ago...
[10:39:10 PM] being gay do: duuuuuuude
[10:39:13 PM] being gay do: heh
[10:39:26 PM] alcohol and : ah ahaha
[10:39:29 PM] being gay do: score!
[10:39:55 PM] being gay do: *insert random text here*
[10:40:03 PM] alcohol and : lol
[10:40:04 PM] being gay do: heh heh heh heh heh heh
[10:40:09 PM] alcohol and : yo're so smart
[10:40:13 PM] alcohol and : as always
[10:43:10 PM] alcohol and : fucking hell.
[10:45:25 PM] being gay do: lol right...I read the directions
[10:46:29 PM] alcohol and : directions
[10:46:30 PM] alcohol and : ?
[10:46:33 PM] alcohol and : theres directions
[10:47:09 PM] alcohol and : ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahaha
[10:47:22 PM] being gay do: do you have messenger plus?
[10:47:48 PM] alcohol and : mom came over... said 'krys'... i looked up at her, and she laughs.... and says 'something about the way you just looked at me was really funny;'
[10:47:51 PM] alcohol and : iwonder why
[10:47:53 PM] alcohol and : yea, i di
[10:47:56 PM] alcohol and : do
[10:50:38 PM] alcohol and : nomeys mad at ,eeeee
[10:50:40 PM] alcohol and : me
[10:51:22 PM] being gay do: for drinking?
[10:51:40 PM] alcohol and : yea.i'm going to fall over if i'm not careful
[10:51:48 PM] being gay do: well, don't do that
[10:52:04 PM] alcohol and : i shall try not to
[10:52:45 PM] alcohol and : holy fuck drunk isan experience and a half
[10:53:02 PM] being gay do: yeah, it's not exactly my favourite thing
[10:53:28 PM] alcohol and : i feel stupid.and i feellike i've let people down
[10:54:20 PM] alcohol and : but its better than perscrption drugs
[10:54:29 PM] being gay do: ^o)
[10:54:41 PM] alcohol and : woaahhhhh falling ove
[10:54:42 PM] alcohol and : r
[10:55:21 PM] alcohol and : my face tingles
[10:56:03 PM] alcohol and : and i can't focus
[10:56:14 PM] alcohol and : fuck
[10:57:05 PM] being gay do: lovely...COFFEE...
[10:57:28 PM] alcohol and : cofee requires effort
[10:58:39 PM] alcohol and : holy FUCK
[10:58:46 PM] alcohol and : more than drunk
[10:59:11 PM] alcohol and : shiiit
[10:59:43 PM] being gay do: so next time we decide alcohol sounds like fun...
[10:59:48 PM] alcohol and : yea
[11:06:19 PM] alcohol and : i think this is something i shouldn't tell graham...
[11:08:28 PM] alcohol and : lki ned to go and pass out
[11:08:35 PM] alcohol and : k?
[11:08:37 PM] alcohol and : ttyl
[11:09:41 PM] * alcohol and chemical love is now Offline

11:38 a.m. - 2004-07-18

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